Bush Voted Into MENSA

Maybe this will shut up President Bush's detractors once and for all. It was leaked from the White House today that President Bush, because of his high intellectual abilities, was voted into MENSA by a special panel of experts.
While some have disparaged his intellect because of a few minor errors of judgement (Iraq War, Katrina Incident, Attempt to destroy Social Security), this latest honor will put to scorn those who have called him a DUMBASS.
It also shows that even people with a severe lack of linguistic abilty may still be pretty gol' darn smart. So, to all you detractors and nay-sayers, I make a toast to George Bush, president, COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF and man of MENSA.
PS...Please check the date on this post....April Fools, 1 day late...